The Debt2Space Program is going to be shooting debt to space, (aiming to break through this debt ceiling) quickly and nicely.
Your debt will be turned into a sonic material (when you scream about it) and the recording will be mixed and put onto a record with other screams from other people with financial hardships. This record will be played at various radio stations across the US. The radio waves will arrive at or near the sun in about 8 minutes from the time the DJ plays them, allowing the woes to burn to smithereens ASAP
More info: Debt2Space website